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[WP] An ancient legend speaks of a stranger who will save the world from a hidden evil. The legend fails to mention that the hero isn't controlling their own body. Luckily, it feels like the being controlling you has done this before, and it knows what it's doing.
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[WP] The war with the humans has been long and arduous, but it seems they're willing to broker a peace treaty. They've sent a peace offering to your leaders: a bag of sugar free gummy bears.
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[WP] When you die, you appear in a cinema surrounded by people who look like you. You settle in and begin to watch the life of your next incarnation.
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[EU] You are 16, and you don't know what else to do with your life. You feel like you've accomplished all there is to do, since you've now managed to catch a god. Where is he? In the spherical, purple-and-white prison you hold in your hand.
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[WP] Humanity has been dead for eons, decimating themselves in nuclear fire. You, a scientist studying their culture, open an old file in something called "email" and unleash an ancient worm virus into your intranet.
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[WP] When you die, you're given a choice: go to Hell, or get a spanking for every lie you've told and willingly deceitful thing you've done in your life and enter Heaven. You were a lawyer in your past life.
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[WP] For eons, humans and bacteria have enjoyed a truce known as the "Five Second Rule". Humans have five seconds to reacquire dropped food, or it would be claimed and devoured by bacteria. You, a rebel bacteria, have chosen to ignore this "Rule," unaware of the consequences of such actions.
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