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[WP] History shows Edgar Allen Poe was found wandering the streets delirious and wearing someone else's clothes. Those clothes happen to be yours.
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[WP] At birth, everyone in the world is given a device that looks like an iPod. It always says "Inactive" on the screen. On the eve of your 16th birthday, your screen alone changes to read "Active."
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[EU] You captain a pirate ship, the Powdered Toastman. You, your crew, and your first mate Stimpson J., comb the seas in search of the legendary Nipple of Horse, an item said to turn all it touches into rubber nipples. These are the adventures of Captain Hoek.
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[WP] You are the chosen Ambassador for the human race to negotiate peace with your interstellar neighbors. They don't understand humans at all, and you have hay fever.
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[WP] The extraterrestrial ambassador stood before the Earth Council, glaring menacingly at its leaders. "Why world's you think we want these useless strips of paper, rather than the trees that they are made from?! Why do you bring us your most privileged, instead of those who have suffered?!"
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[WP] In a rural Midwest town, a purple hailstorm begins, followed immediately by a flash flood. Anything caught in the flooding grows to 10x its original size, animate and inanimate objects alike. You and your friends are stuck in class while the building around you grows to gargantuan size.
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[WP] 500 Years ago, human civilization collapsed. An alien scouting party has just stumbled upon an ancient human artifact: a porn DVD.
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