TwoSentenceComedy

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Life has been really hard for me because whenever I try to do something there is these voice that always make me thinks I am worthless and I am going to fail. Even now as I am thinking of trying for a big job, I hear these voices.	7
Whenever I take a photo of me I always make sure there is a beautiful background so that people can atleast enjoy something pretty in that pic.	6
Sunday was really difficult day for me because I found out my dad have cancer, I had to gather great courage to deal with these difficult moment. Anyway I have recently vacant room for rent and also when you move in, ignore the bald guy on road infront of the house beggining for money.	4
Whenever I see kids, I think about how I could beat the shit out of it and it could do nothing about it. Just when it start to whine or cry....BAM!!! Karate chop on it's neck and a low shot to crotch and then pull off you can't see me hand sign	4
When my gf moved in with me, she brought a female dog. But it was my gf who started acting like bitch.	3
You think you have seen all best horror movies, gone through many messed situations and now you won't get faze by anything else. Then, you accidentally walked in bathroom(which is not locked btw) and see your naked grandma with tits hanging lower then her ass.	1
There are stories of how celebrity came with just a few dollar and turn into millionaire and here I am who buys 80 dollar jeans which is worth 30 dollar because I was too shy to bargain.	1
As I walked into my room I froze on my feet. I could feel beads of sweat trickling down my brow and I could feel my stomach turning.	0
What do you call a novel about Harry Potter trying anal for first time? Harry Potter and chamber of shit	0

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