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You believed Franklin, Edison, and Tesla when they said they’d harnessed us.

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After two years of trying to get pregnant, Madison and Joe finally went to the clinic.

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If I hear “Christmas Shoes” one more time I’m going to be motivated to kill somebody.

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It only took me 30 seconds and the planet was basically mine.

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The pathetic alien invasion was over before it began, and Fire Chief Polk had to laugh at the ridiculousness of the whole thing.

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No breath emerged from between her cold, blue lips.

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I clicked the box that said “I am not a robot”

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When my parents are asleep I go out to the kitchen and gorge myself on any food left out.

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I found a severed finger in one of those new fried chicken sandwiches.

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Pissing blood made me miss the toilet, and I moaned at the irony.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You believed Franklin, Edison, and Tesla when they said they’d harnessed us.	13
After two years of trying to get pregnant, Madison and Joe finally went to the clinic.	13
If I hear “Christmas Shoes” one more time I’m going to be motivated to kill somebody.	13
It only took me 30 seconds and the planet was basically mine.	13
The pathetic alien invasion was over before it began, and Fire Chief Polk had to laugh at the ridiculousness of the whole thing.	13
No breath emerged from between her cold, blue lips.	13
I clicked the box that said “I am not a robot”	13
When my parents are asleep I go out to the kitchen and gorge myself on any food left out.	13
I found a severed finger in one of those new fried chicken sandwiches.	12
Pissing blood made me miss the toilet, and I moaned at the irony.	12