/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your partner’s host is constantly complimented on being beautiful. No one says anything like that to your host. You’re a six inch long parasitic extraterrestrial worm and you shouldn’t care about things like that, but dammit, it hurts.
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[WP] The new Meedom search engine delivers only the results that fit a person's exact world view. No contrary opinions allowed. After 2 weeks, the U.S. is totally at peace. Nah, just kidding. It's complete anarchy.
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[WP] You filled a whole page counting your blessings, but every time you look at the list, there's one fewer than before. Even as your life is falling apart, you can't stop looking.
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[WP] The last big advance in shopping carts was adding a drink holder. That's nothing compared to what you have in mind. World, prepare to have your mind blown.
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[WP] On May 3rd, caffeine suddenly stops working across the globe. After a week of mayhem, a voice comes from a craft in the sky: "Now that you've had a few years to sample our product, it's time to find out what it's worth to you."
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[WP] Your psychiatrist refuses to treat you, because you are hopelessly repressed. You should stay this way as long as possible, because beneath the surface you are an untreatable monster.
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[WP] Any update to Wikipedia that goes unchallenged for 30 days has the power to rewrite the past. You and your friends find a page nobody pays any attention to.
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[WP] The Lymous virus has ended 3 billion lives. You are Sam Lymous, the accidental creator of it. There has never been a more hated man in all of history.
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[WP] All anybody cares about you is that you can shoot lightning from your fingers. Nobody cares about the real you. Screw that. You're putting on gloves and taking up weight lifting.
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