/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] On a field trip to the National Archives, a 9-year-old is looking at the Constitution and says "26, 27, 29. Where's the 28th amendment?" Sure enough, there's just an empty gap, and nobody, anywhere, has a memory of what it might have said.
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[WP] In the cosmic toss of the dice, you rolled a 1 in strength, endurance, appearance, and intelligence. But somehow, you rolled a 20 in charisma.
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[WP] You chug the 5hr energy drink, and then notice a sticker on the side: "Test formula. Do not ingest". Peeling back the sticker reveals two 0's. Not 5 hours. 500 hours. Are you going to stay awake for 20 days?
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[WP] The young man tossed a carton of Marlboros to the hostile alien and said, "A gift from your friends at Phillip Morris, and there's lots more where that came from." The resistance had begun.
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[WP] After 30 years and 3 generations, your grandfather's mech suit has seen better days. The best you can do is teach your daughter the fighting stances and hope she can use them under her own power.
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[WP] You rush out the front door, baseball bat in hand, only to discover a team of reindeer on your lawn, and Santa Claus relieving himself against the side of your house.
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[WP] There are at least twice many young people at the beach for Spring Break as there should be. Where did all the extras come from? An investigator from Area 51 has a theory.
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[WP] Wow. This is a really important dream you're having, but you can never remember it when you wake up. Or is this really just the first time you've dreamed it and your mind is screwing with you?
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