/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You've been the best fighter pilot in all of the galaxy, but now you're bored. That is, until a company on Earth recruits you for a prestigious video game competition.
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[WP] Finding your dad's old service record has been a nightmare. Apparently, they're on an old storage platform called The Cloud. If you can actually find it, your dad wrote down a user name and password for you to use. Whatever those are.
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[WP] “Come with me tonight”, you say, “and I will show you how a woman like you deserves to be treated.” Helping her into your car, you reach for your wallet, which you’ve left at home. Instead, you pull out three crumpled dollars.
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[WP] Your strength is determined by the time of day. At 3:30pm you are a Hercules. At 3:30am you are a mouse. They'll come for you some night. Only a matter of time.
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[WP] Your cravings were the same for all 3 of your pregnancies--an entire jar of crunchy peanut butter. Now, at the age of 77, why did you just buy 10 jars of Jif?
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[WP] In the 90's they called you "The Snowflake" because of your crystalline ice vision. You thought it was a cool Superhero name, but lately you've been getting a lot of sneers and eye rolls.
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[WP] If my kids use telepathy with friends while at the dinner table, I confiscate their headgear for the rest of the night. They're good kids, but I can't monitor their thoughts 20 hours a day. Does that make me a bad mom? Sincerely, Not-A-Mind-Reader in St Louis.
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[WP] Without any assistance, the Doomsday clock advances to 30 seconds until midnight. Tired of living on the brink, you move the minute hand to 12. The devil appears, bows, and hands you his pitchfork.
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[WP] Your job is discrediting UFO reports, and you’re good at it. But as the aliens become bolder, your job becomes a lot harder.
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