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My date got very quiet when I brought up the show Ancient Aliens.

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[WP] Every year the elders choose the smartest child to be sacrificed. Carrying seeds, herbs, and a skin of water, you are marched to the face of the mountain. When the teeth part, you walk into the smooth mouth of the God, N'orad, never to be seen again.

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[WP] Your fists are as hard as iron. Unfortunately they are also magnetic.

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[WP] You write a letter to Santa in July, asking for a mid-year report on your naughtiness. Two weeks later you receive a hand-written note from Mrs. Claus letting you know that Santa passed away in June, and that you're the first outside the North Pole to find out.

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Pickled beets make me want to puke.

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I started seeing posts all over Reddit from the same asshole saying “this sub is dead”.

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[WP] If the ancient Library of Alexandria had not been destroyed by fire, the knowledge it contained would have made the world a much better place. You know this, because you're the one who burned it down.

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My biggest pet peeve is people who complain about things they know nothing about.

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Putting on my winter coat for the first time this season, I felt something in my pocket.

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Next time, I recommend refraining from making loud sexist comments in a crowded restaurant.

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My date got very quiet when I brought up the show Ancient Aliens.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Every year the elders choose the smartest child to be sacrificed. Carrying seeds, herbs, and a skin of water, you are marched to the face of the mountain. When the teeth part, you walk into the smooth mouth of the God, N'orad, never to be seen again.	29	WritingPrompts
[WP] Your fists are as hard as iron. Unfortunately they are also magnetic.	29	WritingPrompts
[WP] You write a letter to Santa in July, asking for a mid-year report on your naughtiness. Two weeks later you receive a hand-written note from Mrs. Claus letting you know that Santa passed away in June, and that you're the first outside the North Pole to find out.	29	WritingPrompts
Pickled beets make me want to puke.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
I started seeing posts all over Reddit from the same asshole saying “this sub is dead”.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] If the ancient Library of Alexandria had not been destroyed by fire, the knowledge it contained would have made the world a much better place. You know this, because you're the one who burned it down.	29	WritingPrompts
My biggest pet peeve is people who complain about things they know nothing about.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
Putting on my winter coat for the first time this season, I felt something in my pocket.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
Next time, I recommend refraining from making loud sexist comments in a crowded restaurant.	28	TwoSentenceHorror