/u/shakeythirsty's posts
[WP] When visitors make first contact with us, green eyed people are lavished with patronages, grants, and scientific advances from the aliens. You and your blue-eyed friend, Stephen Hawking, are pissed.
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[WP] You've gotten similar tattoos on your feet, legs, arms, and shoulders. Today, you add a matching band around one of your fingers. The tattoo artist says, "Congrats, you've got the complete set!", and proceeds to pull out a pamphlet to show you your ability enhancements.
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My neighbor discovered I’m the only one with no other blood relations in our tiny drought-ravaged town.
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[WP] You brought your 98 year-old great grandpa, Papa Joel, to a meeting at NASA today. He wants to die in space, for science. He just has to prove that he could survive lift off.
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My kids saw a video of a chain of people holding hands and touching an electric fence, so they wanted to try it out.
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