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I burst into tears every time the kids called me Harry.

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I found a severed finger in one of those new fried chicken sandwiches.

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“Admit it,” she loved to sneer, “you’re boring”.

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I pretended not to notice when a stuffed animal from the pile on my bed went missing each night.

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[WP] Statistically speaking, FlingShot is the fastest, cheapest, and safest method of interstellar travel. It is also, without a doubt, the most terrifying. As you register for your flight, the first question is: Do you want your visor open or closed?

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We don’t go to church, so I was a little surprised to find a beautiful cross necklace in my daughter’s sock drawer.

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I lay down in the back seat of the car, feeling queasy.

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We made a bet for who could fake the better UFO pic.

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[WP] As you reach the end of the roll of toilet paper, instead of a cardboard tube, you find a golden one. On it is written: You’ve got a golden tube! You are cordially invited to tour Shirley Charmin’s toilet paper factory!

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[WP] "The first day of school is scary for everybody. Just remember, your mom and I love you very much--the human parts of you and the robot parts of you."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I burst into tears every time the kids called me Harry.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
I found a severed finger in one of those new fried chicken sandwiches.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
“Admit it,” she loved to sneer, “you’re boring”.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
I pretended not to notice when a stuffed animal from the pile on my bed went missing each night.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Statistically speaking, FlingShot is the fastest, cheapest, and safest method of interstellar travel. It is also, without a doubt, the most terrifying. As you register for your flight, the first question is: Do you want your visor open or closed?	12	WritingPrompts
We don’t go to church, so I was a little surprised to find a beautiful cross necklace in my daughter’s sock drawer.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
I lay down in the back seat of the car, feeling queasy.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
We made a bet for who could fake the better UFO pic.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] As you reach the end of the roll of toilet paper, instead of a cardboard tube, you find a golden one. On it is written: You’ve got a golden tube! You are cordially invited to tour Shirley Charmin’s toilet paper factory!	11	WritingPrompts
[WP] "The first day of school is scary for everybody. Just remember, your mom and I love you very much--the human parts of you and the robot parts of you."	11	WritingPrompts