/u/shakeythirsty's posts
[WP] Wow. This is a really important dream you're having, but you can never remember it when you wake up. Or is this really just the first time you've dreamed it and your mind is screwing with you?
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[WP] Each teammate inhales the drug, except you. You inhale an over the counter nasal spray you sneaked in.
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[WP] Picking for hidden gems out in this guy's acre of junk, you find what looks like parts of 3 different flying saucers stacked up amongst the weeds.
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[WP] There are at least twice many young people at the beach for Spring Break as there should be. Where did all the extras come from? An investigator from Area 51 has a theory.
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[WP] The key opens a storage unit. Inside there are pens, keys, matchbox cars, sunglasses, two wallets, a cigarette lighter from Jamaica, and lots more. Oh, and a poodle named Pepe. It's every damn thing you've ever lost.
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[WP] You rush out the front door, baseball bat in hand, only to discover a team of reindeer on your lawn, and Santa Claus relieving himself against the side of your house.
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[WP] Your daughter's new school is teaching math she'd already learned as a larvae. Your spouse hates the higher gravity. And you'd kill to have your third arm back. Earth is better than some places they could have put you, but witness protection pretty much sucks.
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[WP] Our village in Ethiopia is very isolated. The only visitors who come want to see the ark of the covenant, which the angel forbids.
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