/u/shakeythirsty's posts
[WP] You've already killed 13 of these vermin. Must be a den of em. Then one peeks around the porch, lookin' with those huge black eyes and that great big head, and says, "We surrender".
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[WP] This is the third year Albert the Robot has been voted Teacher of the Year. You and some others on the faculty are going to make sure there won't be a fourth.
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[WP] You ask to borrow your roommate's flash drive. He has no idea what you're talking about. Searching on Google, apparently nobody does. Did you just make a whole technology up in your head?
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[WP] First Contact didn't go well. They find us hideous to look at, and we find them irresistibly attractive. For Second Contact, you and your counterpart's chief qualification is that you're both blind.
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[WP] You are part of an experimental drug trial, after which your IQ triples. The lead scientist swears you were given a placebo, but introduces you to others whose latent powers were revealed the same way.
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[WP] "The $2000 is non-refundable. If you successfully quiz out, you get a sticker that exempts you from all traffic laws for three years. But I warn you--this is unlike any driving test you've ever taken."
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[WP] Logan entered the dark mansion, metal claws fully extended. "Who's in here?", he growled. A timid voice said "Edward", and a pale young man came into the light. His hands looked like scissors.
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[WP] Your friend's family is from Alpha Centauri, but they've lived here for years. Every time you bring up the eclipse they get all excited. Then you realize they are totally mocking you.
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[WP] For fun, two kids decide to skip everywhere they go. On the long road home after school, they discover that skipping is the key to flying.
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