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I’ve gained some weight and lost my hair, but everybody at my 10th reunion looked like they hadn’t changed at all.

170 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was given a goldfish for my birthday, and I named her Claudette, after my great Aunt.

169 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Today I execute my plan to coworkers.

164 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] The young sorceress climbed into the cave. “A contest”, she proposed. “If I win I claim all your artifacts and runes.” The old wizard stood up and laughed. “And if I win you become my student”.

163 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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The McRib is back!

155 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A stern man with “Warden” on his uniform looked down at me, limp in my pod.

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[WP] Your yoga teacher leads the class through a new combination of poses. The air around you begins to flicker with electricity. A thunderous voice bellows "who summons Vishnu?"

154 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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My kids keep whining “Frozen, too! Frozen, too!”

150 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] You gently slide up a window and climb inside. You never take much, just one trophy from each house. Suddenly the lights come on to reveal a room full of people. “Robert,” one of your neighbors says, “this is an intervention”.

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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve gained some weight and lost my hair, but everybody at my 10th reunion looked like they hadn’t changed at all.	170	TwoSentenceHorror
I was given a goldfish for my birthday, and I named her Claudette, after my great Aunt.	169	TwoSentenceComedy
Today I execute my plan to coworkers.	164	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The young sorceress climbed into the cave. “A contest”, she proposed. “If I win I claim all your artifacts and runes.” The old wizard stood up and laughed. “And if I win you become my student”.	163	WritingPrompts
The McRib is back!	155	TwoSentenceHorror
A stern man with “Warden” on his uniform looked down at me, limp in my pod.	154	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Your yoga teacher leads the class through a new combination of poses. The air around you begins to flicker with electricity. A thunderous voice bellows "who summons Vishnu?"	154	WritingPrompts
My kids keep whining “Frozen, too! Frozen, too!”	150	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You gently slide up a window and climb inside. You never take much, just one trophy from each house. Suddenly the lights come on to reveal a room full of people. “Robert,” one of your neighbors says, “this is an intervention”.	148	WritingPrompts
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.	146	TwoSentenceHorror