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The man, minutes after being convicted of child molestation, said to his child "I will never forgive you for this" as he was being led away.

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When my parents told me they ate my Halloween candy, I told them I forgave them and they praised me for being "mature".

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The child's parents determined the toys the child owned were "demonic", so they gave the child's toys to a neighbor.

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For the hundredth time, the child listened to his classmates talk about the latest episode of the popular children's show

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When my classmate cried after receiving a B+ on our most recent test, I laughed at her and told her it was no big deal.

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After the suspect denied his involvement in the crime yet again, the police interrogator slammed his fist on the table and yelled "It will be much better for you if you would stop lying and confess!"

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I thought it would be funny to take something out of the garbage and give it to my 8-year old child as a Christmas present.

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The young child nervously said "Thank you" to the host of the party because he knew what could happen if his parents thought he was being disrespectful.

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At the party, the young child yelled "No!" as his uncle tried to touch him inappropriately.

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The first grade teacher decided to treat her class by playing an album of Disney songs.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The man, minutes after being convicted of child molestation, said to his child "I will never forgive you for this" as he was being led away.	973
When my parents told me they ate my Halloween candy, I told them I forgave them and they praised me for being "mature".	822
The child's parents determined the toys the child owned were "demonic", so they gave the child's toys to a neighbor.	643
For the hundredth time, the child listened to his classmates talk about the latest episode of the popular children's show	614
When my classmate cried after receiving a B+ on our most recent test, I laughed at her and told her it was no big deal.	505
After the suspect denied his involvement in the crime yet again, the police interrogator slammed his fist on the table and yelled "It will be much better for you if you would stop lying and confess!"	410
I thought it would be funny to take something out of the garbage and give it to my 8-year old child as a Christmas present.	407
The young child nervously said "Thank you" to the host of the party because he knew what could happen if his parents thought he was being disrespectful.	351
At the party, the young child yelled "No!" as his uncle tried to touch him inappropriately.	240
The first grade teacher decided to treat her class by playing an album of Disney songs.	231