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My family hasn't spoken to me in more than 24 hours.

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"You look so pretty, I want to make love to you all night," he said to me.

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When I met my last boyfriend we spent several weeks enjoying each other's loving embrace.

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My girlfriend screamed at me when she caught me in bed with another woman, leaving in a fit of rage.

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I was startled awake when my door suddenly opened.

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I used to think it was so cute when our cat purred against my pregnant wife's belly.

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As she stared at me with love and devotion in her eyes, I let out a sigh of satisfaction.

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As a teenager, I sometimes got sad that I outgrew my stuffed animals.

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Sleeping alone at home, I woke up to the sound of a child crying.

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Post-nut clarity is truly remarkable, you thought.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My family hasn't spoken to me in more than 24 hours.	11654
"You look so pretty, I want to make love to you all night," he said to me.	315
When I met my last boyfriend we spent several weeks enjoying each other's loving embrace.	130
My girlfriend screamed at me when she caught me in bed with another woman, leaving in a fit of rage.	82
I was startled awake when my door suddenly opened.	76
I used to think it was so cute when our cat purred against my pregnant wife's belly.	64
As she stared at me with love and devotion in her eyes, I let out a sigh of satisfaction.	19
As a teenager, I sometimes got sad that I outgrew my stuffed animals.	8
Sleeping alone at home, I woke up to the sound of a child crying.	5
Post-nut clarity is truly remarkable, you thought.	5