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It was a light hearted Halloween prank on our new neighbors - I turned off the main power switch for a few minutes to give them a scare.

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I asked Siri what I should do with my life.

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I took a deep breath and start cutting my wrist to finally end my misery.

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Even after mom said not to, I kept on playing with the chain-saw and severed my index finger yesterday.

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"My death is imminent because of the extreme temperature and the blood loss but do not think that I died like a coward because I am using this last bullet only so I don't suffer this pain for hours, if not days".

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After accepting the fact that both my arms will be amputated, I whimsically decided to have a funeral service for my hands along with my beloved violin.

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Finally my mom got me an Xbox

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14 years ago my baby brother went missing from our backyard and not even a trace was found ever since.

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Rescued a talking parrot today whose previous owner passed away.

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I am a cat person.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was a light hearted Halloween prank on our new neighbors - I turned off the main power switch for a few minutes to give them a scare.	3533
I asked Siri what I should do with my life.	478
I took a deep breath and start cutting my wrist to finally end my misery.	474
Even after mom said not to, I kept on playing with the chain-saw and severed my index finger yesterday.	275
"My death is imminent because of the extreme temperature and the blood loss but do not think that I died like a coward because I am using this last bullet only so I don't suffer this pain for hours, if not days".	188
After accepting the fact that both my arms will be amputated, I whimsically decided to have a funeral service for my hands along with my beloved violin.	167
Finally my mom got me an Xbox	133
14 years ago my baby brother went missing from our backyard and not even a trace was found ever since.	124
Rescued a talking parrot today whose previous owner passed away.	86
I am a cat person.	61