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I was happy to see my friend finally return my borrowed electric razor

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I was already uncomfortable finding a suicide note on my bed

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after an heart attack had me dead for two minutes everyone complimented me my new strictly healthy life regiment

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They say if you wake up during surgery mild hallucinations are common

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After three sleepless days a shape shifter knocked on my door before I shot him trought the peep hole

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The ancient demon was bound ages ago, at the time unable to be killed by any weapon known to man

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"Honey, finally home, come I made a slow roast with potatoes"

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My date felt scared and anxious as we walked into the dark forest: "Why are you taking us here?"

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Hi everyone, me and my friends (24) have found ourselves in Amsterdam with nothing to do tonight. Is there some nightlife event or similar open?

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Getting my launch stolen every day by a bully sure sucks

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was happy to see my friend finally return my borrowed electric razor	841	TwoSentenceHorror
I was already uncomfortable finding a suicide note on my bed	35	TwoSentenceHorror
after an heart attack had me dead for two minutes everyone complimented me my new strictly healthy life regiment	26	TwoSentenceHorror
They say if you wake up during surgery mild hallucinations are common	24	TwoSentenceHorror
After three sleepless days a shape shifter knocked on my door before I shot him trought the peep hole	11	TwoSentenceHorror
The ancient demon was bound ages ago, at the time unable to be killed by any weapon known to man	2	TwoSentenceHorror
"Honey, finally home, come I made a slow roast with potatoes"	1	TwoSentenceHorror
My date felt scared and anxious as we walked into the dark forest: "Why are you taking us here?"	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Hi everyone, me and my friends (24) have found ourselves in Amsterdam with nothing to do tonight. Is there some nightlife event or similar open?	1	Amsterdam
Getting my launch stolen every day by a bully sure sucks	0	TwoSentenceHorror