/u/sir_blerginton's posts
[WP] you are an ancient and powerful being that could think things both in and out of existence but you are utterly bored of infinite power but recently you have discovered something called "video games"
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[WP] You just attempted and succeeded in summoning an eldritch god. The problem is that they immediately said "sorry, can't talk right now, doing hot girl shit" and then left.
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[WP] it turns out that earth actually is hell. How did you discover this? Some wizard decided to summon you in order to try and form a contract that would turn you into his familiar.
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[WP] due to being unable to produce an entire army, base has decided to continually resurrect you till you eliminate or pacify the hostile alien presence
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[WP] aliens did find humanity but their first good look at human combat was the attack of the dead men (link to wiki article in comments)
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[EU] "Get hit by a truck, they said, you'll get reincarnated into a magical fantasy land, they said. Well clearly they never had to FISTFIGHT AN EMPEROR DAMNED TYRANID were ever they ended up."
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