/u/sir_blerginton's posts
[WP] You where just isekaied to another world by the members of a "titan cult". they would have loved to worship you but unfortunately you destroyed both them and the entire town they where in by accidentally stepping on it
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[WP] you have crash landed on an alien forest world that has such tall trees that they are like an arboreal ocean and you must find a way to survive
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[WP] Most curses? simple, sweet, sadistic. Yor curse? You have caramelldansen playing in your head, on max volume, for eternity.
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[WP] as a joke you threw a rat at God and they then fell over, dead, and now people are looking for the reason God died.
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[WP] When any species joins the council of sentience their species is assigned a prime directive to work towards. when humanity was assigned the directive "collection of the dead and dying" they quickly gained a reputation as an omen of death.
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[WP] The galactic council is always quick to welcome a new species, almost as soon as they're discovered, but as an experiment q soecies was left alone to see how long it would take for them to become space fairing . The species selected was humanity.
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[WP] The whole of humanity was shocked and excited when advanced alien life made contact with them but they were a little scared during the cultural exchange where it was discovered that the alien's central religion is dedicated to "finding the C'thulu's resting place, R'lyeh"
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[WP] you just emergency landed on a planet with a quarter of the gravity of earth. The low gravity has caused most organisms on the planet to evolve weak bodies compared to yours.
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