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[WP] Interstellar pirates have had been raiding earth for months. but then we finally replicated their technology and they never planned for that. When we started destroying the pirates and their home world the galactic council was forced to intervine.
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[WP] the demons and ghouls of earth often call humans "god killer eggs" because if they live long enough they will "hatch" into mindless beasts that rival the gods. But you hatched three weeks ago and have not gone insane. The gods now want to get rid of you before you become a problem.
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[WP] It turns out that human ghosts are visable to any animal except other humans. This created a very interesting situation when aliens first started coming to earth
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[WP] Across all the different dimensions where humans exist ours is quite unique for three reasons. One, we have no magic. Two, there are no elves, orcs, or dwarves just humans. Three on average we're about 100x bigger than any single being in the multiverse.
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[WP] "I know humans are scary looking, thats been a galactic stereotype for a long time, but once you get over the fact that they are absolutely horrible to look at they are actually quite nice and friendly"
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[WP]"Wait, so no gold?" "OF COURSE there's no gold. I'm a huge freaking dragon; why would I need to buy things? I live in a cave, for fuck's sake. WHY do you humans always think I have gold?"
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[WP] you have been seeing a monster your child has been hearing voices but the monster helps you around the house and the voice is giving your child genuinely good advice
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[WP] you fell asleep during your 9 to 5 office job but instead of waking up to your annoyed boss you wake up chained to a stone table with robed inhuman figures praying to you.
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[WP] the day of summoning was stressful but you got lucky. you summoned a rare creature called a human, they are said to be smart and has a knack for invention but are unfortunately magicless.
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