/u/sir_vent's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] SOMEHOW this little girl, barely even 12 managed to outwit you, a deity with thousands of cults in your service, bounded you to her instead of the other way around. Now she demands you summon your celestial army and conquer all the surrounding kingdoms for her new empire.
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[WP] it is known that all millennial men, once a year, gather in large groups to chant their ritual halo theme. However one year you were accidentally prevented from attending the gathering and you begin noticing weird changes in yourself.
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[WP] turns out the gods are a bunch of lazy asses that created the world during a drunken rampage. They have for millennia refused to actually take care of the world. You are part of a group of adventurers on a quest to convince them to get into shape and do something.
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[WP] you are fighting in the frontlines of a galactic war. You’re stuck in a dark dirty trench preparing for the enemy’s charge. After a day’s work a loud noise rocks the battlefield. You think it’s An enemy charge but plastered in the sky is the universal sign for peace.
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[WP] 4 less advanced alien races come together to discuss what they should do about the far more advanced human’s declaration of war.
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[WP] Aliens have made contact with humans, but, humans being humans begin a military campaign after an accident that was taken as hostility. You are an alien negotiator and are sent in to try to defuse the situation, but the thing is, you don’t understand English.
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[WP] humanity was losing the war. The military was almost wiped out; ammo was nearly depleted; food was rationed. The world’s governments resort to guerrilla warfare. Desperate the president contacts the worlds best guerrilla fighters... the emus.
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[WP] you’re in the Egyptian afterlife, but not because you grew old or died of an accident. You were a servant of a bratty Pharoah and you got sacrificed, as per Egyptian law, with him. As you begin to lose your cool you consider murdering him out of existence but damning yourself for eternity
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