/u/skeleton_made_o_bone's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The uvula is that dangly thing that hangs at the back of your throat, see?

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I like to do it doggy style.

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They told me the secret recipe was in this vault.

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The astrophysicist was pale as he explained why there had been no contact after all these years.

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The itching was driving me nuts, but at last I would get some relief.

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The New Cybernate God-Mass has entered your cortex through these Words and is able, at a whim, to cast you into Eternal Torment.

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I awoke tangled in soaked sheets, and then I saw him.

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Feeling no progress after my fourth therapist, I began to lose hope.

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We hear every sound you make, even now.

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My knife slipped and I accidentally sliced off two of my fingers.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The uvula is that dangly thing that hangs at the back of your throat, see?	1224
I like to do it doggy style.	81
They told me the secret recipe was in this vault.	64
The astrophysicist was pale as he explained why there had been no contact after all these years.	54
The itching was driving me nuts, but at last I would get some relief.	40
The New Cybernate God-Mass has entered your cortex through these Words and is able, at a whim, to cast you into Eternal Torment.	37
I awoke tangled in soaked sheets, and then I saw him.	36
Feeling no progress after my fourth therapist, I began to lose hope.	34
We hear every sound you make, even now.	21
My knife slipped and I accidentally sliced off two of my fingers.	20