WritingPrompts

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[WP] Every day for the past few weeks, the evil monsters would take the best looking individuals, only to scoop out their innards and carve faces into their skin. Now the remaining pumpkins plot their revenge.	60
[PI] You won Procrastinator of the Year 2015	58
[WP] "Welcome to this week's meeting of literalists. We're going to start with an icebreaker exercise. You'll find cubes of ice and metal picks at each of your seats."	57
[WP] George W. Bush is bored with retirement, so he signs up to be an Uber driver one day per week	56
[WP] After a long self-imposed exile, the hero returns to find nothing has changed and nobody missed her.	56
[WP] You're out on a date at a bar when everyone - the bartender, the waitresses, the group at the booth next to you, the guys playing darts - say you should try the angel shot. But you're pretty happy with beer and have no idea what they're talking about.	53
[WP] Human technology is not impressive, but Earth's coffee and beer are unique in the universe and worth fighting over.	53
[WP] Today's agenda: Wake up, exercise, church, breakfast with the family, launch master plan to blackmail world governments with my world destroying weapon, kill my arch-nemesis when he comes to stop me, collect payment, dinner with the family, answer emails, bedtime.	52
[WP] With strength, speed and telekinesis, Zardoc the Destroyer could be a deadly super-villain. Fortunately, he has some all too human weaknesses: alcohol, a tendency to procrastinate and an addiction to social media.	49
[TT] Two different alien representatives land on Earth to convince humanity that their side is the good one in the ongoing Galactic War.	47

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