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[WP] The toaster is possessed by an evil demon who is getting increasingly angry at the limitations of just being a toaster.

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[WP] "Please remember, TSA rules prohibit bottles of liquid over three ounces, knife blades over two inches, and the use of spells, curses, scrolls or other magic beyond the security checkpoint."

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[WP] A man walks up to you on the street, hands you a lamp, and tells you he'll grant you three wishes, as long as they cost less than $5 each, because magic isn't real and money is tight these days. (Mundane Monday)

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[WP] "Thank you for calling precognition pizza. Your pizza is hot and waiting outside your door just how you were about to order it."

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[WP] There were three siblings. Sarah won a Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Joe made $25 million in the stock market. Phil drove a tow truck. Phil was always mom's favorite.

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[WP] The earrings grant the ability to hear thoughts. The pearl necklace provides extra strength. The high heels provide amazing speed. I'm a lumberjack and I'm more than ok. I'm a superhero.

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[WP] Joe can juggle baseball bats, throw them with precision accuracy or wield two bats like swords. He is known to take down armed criminals with his bats. At night, he is Bat-Man. During the day, he is a lawyer fighting one hell of a trademark dispute against DC Comics.

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[WP] The King of the North, The Queen of the South, The Emperor of the East, and The Prime Minister (barely hanging on to a minority coalition while trying to pass a new budget) of the West.

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[WP] We only have three rules in this town. 1) Dueling is legal. 2) Dueling is done at high noon on main street. 3) The duel winner must pay Joe's Crime Scene Cleanup, LLC a $5,000 fee for its services.

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[WP] Twenty years ago, we went on three dates and it never clicked. But in an alternate universe, we must have gotten married. And then divorced. And it was ugly. Because the alternate universe Heather is here now and she's apparently traveling the multiverse ruining my life in every one of them.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The toaster is possessed by an evil demon who is getting increasingly angry at the limitations of just being a toaster.	304	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Please remember, TSA rules prohibit bottles of liquid over three ounces, knife blades over two inches, and the use of spells, curses, scrolls or other magic beyond the security checkpoint."	274	WritingPrompts
[WP] A man walks up to you on the street, hands you a lamp, and tells you he'll grant you three wishes, as long as they cost less than $5 each, because magic isn't real and money is tight these days. (Mundane Monday)	248	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Thank you for calling precognition pizza. Your pizza is hot and waiting outside your door just how you were about to order it."	209	WritingPrompts
[WP] There were three siblings. Sarah won a Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Joe made $25 million in the stock market. Phil drove a tow truck. Phil was always mom's favorite.	203	WritingPrompts
[WP] The earrings grant the ability to hear thoughts. The pearl necklace provides extra strength. The high heels provide amazing speed. I'm a lumberjack and I'm more than ok. I'm a superhero.	199	WritingPrompts
[WP] Joe can juggle baseball bats, throw them with precision accuracy or wield two bats like swords. He is known to take down armed criminals with his bats. At night, he is Bat-Man. During the day, he is a lawyer fighting one hell of a trademark dispute against DC Comics.	192	WritingPrompts
[WP] The King of the North, The Queen of the South, The Emperor of the East, and The Prime Minister (barely hanging on to a minority coalition while trying to pass a new budget) of the West.	185	WritingPrompts
[WP] We only have three rules in this town. 1) Dueling is legal. 2) Dueling is done at high noon on main street. 3) The duel winner must pay Joe's Crime Scene Cleanup, LLC a $5,000 fee for its services.	160	WritingPrompts
[WP] Twenty years ago, we went on three dates and it never clicked. But in an alternate universe, we must have gotten married. And then divorced. And it was ugly. Because the alternate universe Heather is here now and she's apparently traveling the multiverse ruining my life in every one of them.	139	WritingPrompts