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“Yeet!”, my husband exclaimed playfully behind me, as he was wont to do.

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After death, I followed the age-old advice and went toward the light.

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He couldn’t understand why, no matter how much he ate, he was always hungry.

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The comedian delivered the best punchline he ever came up with, but there was nothing but silence from the audience.

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My heart racing and with no other options, I quickly activate my time machine right as my would-be assassin fires his gun.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Yeet!”, my husband exclaimed playfully behind me, as he was wont to do.	2503	TwoSentenceHorror
After death, I followed the age-old advice and went toward the light.	50	TwoSentenceHorror
He couldn’t understand why, no matter how much he ate, he was always hungry.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
The comedian delivered the best punchline he ever came up with, but there was nothing but silence from the audience.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
My heart racing and with no other options, I quickly activate my time machine right as my would-be assassin fires his gun.	1	TwoSentenceHorror