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Branding is so important in today's international marketplace...

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He had spent sixty of his eighty years campaigning against LGBT rights, loudly decrying to all who would listen that, “Hell is a world where people are allowed to mate as they choose”.

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The cult leader had taken over every television channel on every network and, as the nation watched, he warned that those who refused to join his ranks would be ”winnowed as the corn”...

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I know that to err is human and to forgive divine...

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The alien entity had been lucky to make it to earth - the last survivor of its race - and now it needed to spread itself through the population as quickly as possible…

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This month my bank messed up and sent me somebody else’s bank statement.

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I’m tired, I’m stressed, my rent is late and if I don’t pay up soon I’m going to be evicted....

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When my two year old daughter told me that she could still remember God I smiled and asked her what He was like...

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The posessed woman screamed and wailed, spitting at the onlookers, slashing her nails through the flesh of the people who tried to hold her down...

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Having grasped the opportunity to defend myself with both hands, I used every bit of eloquence that I possessed to express my innocence to the man in the judge’s seat...

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Branding is so important in today's international marketplace...	48
He had spent sixty of his eighty years campaigning against LGBT rights, loudly decrying to all who would listen that, “Hell is a world where people are allowed to mate as they choose”.	47
The cult leader had taken over every television channel on every network and, as the nation watched, he warned that those who refused to join his ranks would be ”winnowed as the corn”...	47
I know that to err is human and to forgive divine...	47
The alien entity had been lucky to make it to earth - the last survivor of its race - and now it needed to spread itself through the population as quickly as possible…	47
This month my bank messed up and sent me somebody else’s bank statement.	47
I’m tired, I’m stressed, my rent is late and if I don’t pay up soon I’m going to be evicted....	46
When my two year old daughter told me that she could still remember God I smiled and asked her what He was like...	46
The posessed woman screamed and wailed, spitting at the onlookers, slashing her nails through the flesh of the people who tried to hold her down...	46
Having grasped the opportunity to defend myself with both hands, I used every bit of eloquence that I possessed to express my innocence to the man in the judge’s seat...	45