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Six months ago the Falls Prevention Team told me that, despite the fact that I am seriously disabled, as a 35 year old man I simply wasn’t considered a priority...

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The richest city residents objected loudly to the building of the homeless shelter, protesting that the rough sleepers had “chosen their situation” and that the “hard working” shouldn’t be forced to share an area with the lazy and unwashed.

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Having grasped the opportunity to defend myself with both hands, I used every bit of eloquence that I possessed to express my innocence to the man in the judge’s seat...

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My best friend told me that we had to play quietly today because her Daddy was sleeping...

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My family thought they were doing the right thing by signing my comatose body over to medical science, allowing researchers to judge whether unconscious bodies reacted differently to extreme pain.

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Sleeping Beauty Wakes

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After a lot of discussion and negotiation, I finally convinced my neighbour to remove the rose bush that kept tapping on my ground-floor bedroom window.

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We blessed the rain when it came, believing that it would mean rich crops and a successful harvest.

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“I really do apologise for the trouble, your honour. The thing is that I could forgive her for torturing me for eighteen years...

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I have been disabled my whole life - thirty years and counting - and in that time I’ve seen thousands of specialists and doctors who promised to ease the constant pain that afflicts me, but I’ve never been more scared than when I snuck a look at my file in the Doctor’s office...

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Six months ago the Falls Prevention Team told me that, despite the fact that I am seriously disabled, as a 35 year old man I simply wasn’t considered a priority...	45
The richest city residents objected loudly to the building of the homeless shelter, protesting that the rough sleepers had “chosen their situation” and that the “hard working” shouldn’t be forced to share an area with the lazy and unwashed.	45
Having grasped the opportunity to defend myself with both hands, I used every bit of eloquence that I possessed to express my innocence to the man in the judge’s seat...	45
My best friend told me that we had to play quietly today because her Daddy was sleeping...	45
My family thought they were doing the right thing by signing my comatose body over to medical science, allowing researchers to judge whether unconscious bodies reacted differently to extreme pain.	45
Sleeping Beauty Wakes	44
After a lot of discussion and negotiation, I finally convinced my neighbour to remove the rose bush that kept tapping on my ground-floor bedroom window.	43
We blessed the rain when it came, believing that it would mean rich crops and a successful harvest.	43
“I really do apologise for the trouble, your honour. The thing is that I could forgive her for torturing me for eighteen years...	42
I have been disabled my whole life - thirty years and counting - and in that time I’ve seen thousands of specialists and doctors who promised to ease the constant pain that afflicts me, but I’ve never been more scared than when I snuck a look at my file in the Doctor’s office...	42