/u/slightly-simian's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought it was time to invite my ex round to pick up the rest of his stuff and finally bury the hatchet.

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I can't tell you how excited for Halloween I am, I've got my costume all sorted and I'm going to pick up so many treats!

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It's so uncomfortable being squished up into a tiny space like this, my knees are against my chest and it's so hard to breathe.

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I saw the crescent, you saw the whole of the moon.

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I don't want you to miss one second of our short time together my love.

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I merely leaned back in my chair and smiled when you started running, in fact, it's exactly what I wanted.

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My ex said that I always took things too literally.

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When you get to my age, it's no big deal to find a bit of blood on the toilet paper after snipping a loaf.

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He thrusts his fists against the post.

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I smiled and waved as she drifted off down the river.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought it was time to invite my ex round to pick up the rest of his stuff and finally bury the hatchet.	26
I can't tell you how excited for Halloween I am, I've got my costume all sorted and I'm going to pick up so many treats!	19
It's so uncomfortable being squished up into a tiny space like this, my knees are against my chest and it's so hard to breathe.	16
I saw the crescent, you saw the whole of the moon.	16
I don't want you to miss one second of our short time together my love.	13
I merely leaned back in my chair and smiled when you started running, in fact, it's exactly what I wanted.	13
My ex said that I always took things too literally.	12
When you get to my age, it's no big deal to find a bit of blood on the toilet paper after snipping a loaf.	11
He thrusts his fists against the post.	11
I smiled and waved as she drifted off down the river.	8