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I asked the Professor why none of the monsters we had documented were intelligent.

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At 16:45 EST, August 15th, 2022, The Rapture occurred.

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"So what happens when it stops reading?"

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There are plenty of organisms living inside us, who we wouldn't really be "us" without, for example our Gut Microbiota...

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It's alright, anasthetic really does turn your nerves off, so you won't feel any pain.

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The whole world was stunned silent as God Himself explained exactly how to get into Heaven.

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As the Angels dragged me kicking and screaming, I demanded to know why I was being cast out of Heaven.

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I paused midway through posting online how to identify the impostors...

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There are plenty of creatures living inside us, who we wouldn't really be "us" without, for example our Gut Microbiota...

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Every baby born on the spaceship is given a thorough health examination.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked the Professor why none of the monsters we had documented were intelligent.	6071
At 16:45 EST, August 15th, 2022, The Rapture occurred.	88
"So what happens when it stops reading?"	42
There are plenty of organisms living inside us, who we wouldn't really be "us" without, for example our Gut Microbiota...	28
It's alright, anasthetic really does turn your nerves off, so you won't feel any pain.	11
The whole world was stunned silent as God Himself explained exactly how to get into Heaven.	9
As the Angels dragged me kicking and screaming, I demanded to know why I was being cast out of Heaven.	6
I paused midway through posting online how to identify the impostors...	5
There are plenty of creatures living inside us, who we wouldn't really be "us" without, for example our Gut Microbiota...	1
Every baby born on the spaceship is given a thorough health examination.	1