/u/smacksquatch's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I was asked to perform maintenance on the space station I laughed at the idea of bringing the gun.

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I awoke to see a mass of beastly, writhing horrors advancing towards me, and realized the cult had chosen to show me mercy by leaving a gun and single bullet.

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The doctor was shocked when I showed him my wounds and claimed the gangrene should have killed me weeks ago.

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My wife and I had been incredibly pleased when our son became interested in comic books after watching the Flash, since getting him to read had always been a struggle we were incredibly supportive of his newfound love of superheroes.

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I felt relieved when my feet touched the bottom of the pool before my face was submerged.

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I've been turned down by so many women for my appearance and I wish they knew looks weren't everything.

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When I wished for a lifetime that lasted an eternity I was joking and I certainly never expected it to come true.

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My therapist told me hurt people hurt people.

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I wish Reddit would increase their character limit.

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I need help, these people have been keeping me locked in their cellar for hours and they refuse to give me food.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was asked to perform maintenance on the space station I laughed at the idea of bringing the gun.	5432
I awoke to see a mass of beastly, writhing horrors advancing towards me, and realized the cult had chosen to show me mercy by leaving a gun and single bullet.	151
The doctor was shocked when I showed him my wounds and claimed the gangrene should have killed me weeks ago.	107
My wife and I had been incredibly pleased when our son became interested in comic books after watching the Flash, since getting him to read had always been a struggle we were incredibly supportive of his newfound love of superheroes.	23
I felt relieved when my feet touched the bottom of the pool before my face was submerged.	16
I've been turned down by so many women for my appearance and I wish they knew looks weren't everything.	15
When I wished for a lifetime that lasted an eternity I was joking and I certainly never expected it to come true.	13
My therapist told me hurt people hurt people.	10
I wish Reddit would increase their character limit.	1
I need help, these people have been keeping me locked in their cellar for hours and they refuse to give me food.	1