/u/smartycat84's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was both excited and anxious while going through a bunch of magazines in the waiting area of the Children's hospital.

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My wife and I decided it was time to give our preteen daughter the long talk about "the birds and the bees" but she started getting really upset and kept interrupting us.

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In high school I was such a loner that I out of pity my mom had to come to prom with me as my date.

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One of my young students said to me "Will you kiss me sir?"

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I was anxious after hearing on the radio that the police were in a standoff while surrounding the house of a man they suspected was responsible for the brutal rape and murder of a 6 year old disabled boy in the park on the weekend.

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My father told me that sexually assaulting me was the last thing he would ever want to do.

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When I was ten, this huge crazy guy caught me fiddling with the lock on his car trunk.

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I laid there, gazing up into the night sky, a billion stars littering the inky blackness, with deep feelings of awe and insignificance.

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Being the adventurous foodies we are, the missus and I ordered the chef's specialty at the Vietnamese restaurant.

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It was the best pie I had ever tasted right up to the point where I found half a rat in it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was both excited and anxious while going through a bunch of magazines in the waiting area of the Children's hospital.	4837
My wife and I decided it was time to give our preteen daughter the long talk about "the birds and the bees" but she started getting really upset and kept interrupting us.	3223
In high school I was such a loner that I out of pity my mom had to come to prom with me as my date.	32
One of my young students said to me "Will you kiss me sir?"	28
I was anxious after hearing on the radio that the police were in a standoff while surrounding the house of a man they suspected was responsible for the brutal rape and murder of a 6 year old disabled boy in the park on the weekend.	24
My father told me that sexually assaulting me was the last thing he would ever want to do.	23
When I was ten, this huge crazy guy caught me fiddling with the lock on his car trunk.	22
I laid there, gazing up into the night sky, a billion stars littering the inky blackness, with deep feelings of awe and insignificance.	13
Being the adventurous foodies we are, the missus and I ordered the chef's specialty at the Vietnamese restaurant.	9
It was the best pie I had ever tasted right up to the point where I found half a rat in it.	8