/u/smilelikeachow's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Feeling caged in by years of ennui, John had volunteered to be one of the first colonists on Mars as a means of finding himself.

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[NOV21] The brakes had failed and the steering was jammed.

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As you watch, you stand up, then uneasily move around and rearrange the furniture in the room.

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I thought collecting my ugly-looking bags from the baggage conveyor was really the worst case scenario.

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"Til all are..I mean..All Will Be One," declared Rodimus Prime to the rest of the gathered Autobots, as the glistening oil poured from his face, joints and every orifice.

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'What do you do once you've got Versace on the floor?'

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As the loud rock music blared, I yelled out "BOOM, HERE COMES THE BOOM!!" NSFW

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Shivering in horror and disgust as he removed his belt and stripped off his pants in front of me, I finally understood the meaning of "hindsight is 20/20" NSFW

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The fortune-teller warned that he would die in a motorboating accident, so the man spent his holiday in a casino resort up in the highlands and far, far away from the beach.

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[SEP21] My classmates said that they could totally see me whipping out a 9mm and shooting up the school.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Feeling caged in by years of ennui, John had volunteered to be one of the first colonists on Mars as a means of finding himself.	5
[NOV21] The brakes had failed and the steering was jammed.	5
As you watch, you stand up, then uneasily move around and rearrange the furniture in the room.	4
I thought collecting my ugly-looking bags from the baggage conveyor was really the worst case scenario.	4
"Til all are..I mean..All Will Be One," declared Rodimus Prime to the rest of the gathered Autobots, as the glistening oil poured from his face, joints and every orifice.	4
'What do you do once you've got Versace on the floor?'	4
As the loud rock music blared, I yelled out "BOOM, HERE COMES THE BOOM!!" NSFW	3
Shivering in horror and disgust as he removed his belt and stripped off his pants in front of me, I finally understood the meaning of "hindsight is 20/20" NSFW	3
The fortune-teller warned that he would die in a motorboating accident, so the man spent his holiday in a casino resort up in the highlands and far, far away from the beach.	3
[SEP21] My classmates said that they could totally see me whipping out a 9mm and shooting up the school.	3