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"Biblically-accurate angels," explained the doctor as I lay strapped to the gurney, "look like horrors beyond all human comprehension."
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Police arrived at a block of flats after receiving multiple reports of a tall man coated head to toe in black grease assaulting women in the shower, before inexplicably escaping through the shower drain. NSFW
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I entered the house, and on seeing a black-eyed kid standing on the living room ceiling, immediately ran away screaming.
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King Midas turned all he touched into gold, until he reversed the curse by washing his hands in the river Pactolus.
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"Y-you're far too young to be piloting that robot," gasped the soldier as he dragged the kid out of the downed enemy Gundam that had wiped out his entire squad.
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