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"Vampires are easy to kill," said the hunter, "just stab them in the heart then chop off their heads."

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There is a beached dead whale 50m from my house.

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The weapons test was a disaster.

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Trapped in the passenger seat of the burning car, I watched in amazement as the lone fireman appeared in a flash of light outside the window and deftly sliced the door off its hinges.

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Too Big, then Too Small — then finally Goldilocks found the perfect hiding spot and crawled in just as the three bears returned.

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When the rapture happened, billions of people were taken up into the clouds

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We found life on Mars in the 90s.

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"Here," I told the vampire after it had drank its fill of blood, "have some H2O too."

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"I'm finally allowed to work from home," I announced to my family.

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Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins, with a total mass of 1.134kg, while Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins, adding up to the same number of coins as Helen.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Vampires are easy to kill," said the hunter, "just stab them in the heart then chop off their heads."	3261	TwoSentenceHorror
There is a beached dead whale 50m from my house.	3205	TwoSentenceHorror
The weapons test was a disaster.	2890	TwoSentenceHorror
Trapped in the passenger seat of the burning car, I watched in amazement as the lone fireman appeared in a flash of light outside the window and deftly sliced the door off its hinges.	2495	TwoSentenceHorror
Too Big, then Too Small — then finally Goldilocks found the perfect hiding spot and crawled in just as the three bears returned.	1553	TwoSentenceHorror
When the rapture happened, billions of people were taken up into the clouds	1506	TwoSentenceHorror
We found life on Mars in the 90s.	1446	TwoSentenceHorror
"Here," I told the vampire after it had drank its fill of blood, "have some H2O too."	1247	TwoSentenceHorror
"I'm finally allowed to work from home," I announced to my family.	791	TwoSentenceHorror
Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins, with a total mass of 1.134kg, while Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins, adding up to the same number of coins as Helen.	757	TwoSentenceHorror