/u/smilelikeachow's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Vampires are easy to kill," said the hunter, "just stab them in the heart then chop off their heads."

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There is a beached dead whale 50m from my house.

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The weapons test was a disaster.

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Trapped in the passenger seat of the burning car, I watched in amazement as the lone fireman appeared in a flash of light outside the window and deftly sliced the door off its hinges.

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Too Big, then Too Small — then finally Goldilocks found the perfect hiding spot and crawled in just as the three bears returned.

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When the rapture happened, billions of people were taken up into the clouds

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We found life on Mars in the 90s.

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"Here," I told the vampire after it had drank its fill of blood, "have some H2O too."

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"I'm finally allowed to work from home," I announced to my family.

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Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins, with a total mass of 1.134kg, while Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins, adding up to the same number of coins as Helen.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Vampires are easy to kill," said the hunter, "just stab them in the heart then chop off their heads."	3261
There is a beached dead whale 50m from my house.	3205
The weapons test was a disaster.	2890
Trapped in the passenger seat of the burning car, I watched in amazement as the lone fireman appeared in a flash of light outside the window and deftly sliced the door off its hinges.	2495
Too Big, then Too Small — then finally Goldilocks found the perfect hiding spot and crawled in just as the three bears returned.	1553
When the rapture happened, billions of people were taken up into the clouds	1506
We found life on Mars in the 90s.	1446
"Here," I told the vampire after it had drank its fill of blood, "have some H2O too."	1247
"I'm finally allowed to work from home," I announced to my family.	791
Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins, with a total mass of 1.134kg, while Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins, adding up to the same number of coins as Helen.	757