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I accidentally stepped on the 7th month spirit offerings placed at my apartment's void deck, so I shouted out loud that the cleaner did it.

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Halfway through the boring conversation, I stood up, looked around at my friends and yelled "NINJA VANISH!!"

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For Sale: Baby Shoes —

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Oops, wrong sub.

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I woke up to see a 6-foot tall rat standing at the foot of my bed.

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"My house's all made of bricks, you can't come in, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!"

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"Humanity is destroyed, it's just you and me now m'lady!"

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"Was this picture taken when I was older?"

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Don't laugh at the Impossible Burger for being overpriced fake meat.

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I ɻᴉɼwԍq ɑɼɼ ϝμԍ bnqqɼԍƨ ᴉu ϝμԍ μonƨԍ·

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I accidentally stepped on the 7th month spirit offerings placed at my apartment's void deck, so I shouted out loud that the cleaner did it.	1
Halfway through the boring conversation, I stood up, looked around at my friends and yelled "NINJA VANISH!!"	1
For Sale: Baby Shoes —	1
Oops, wrong sub.	1
I woke up to see a 6-foot tall rat standing at the foot of my bed.	1
"My house's all made of bricks, you can't come in, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!"	0
"Humanity is destroyed, it's just you and me now m'lady!"	0
"Was this picture taken when I was older?"	0
Don't laugh at the Impossible Burger for being overpriced fake meat.	0
I ɻᴉɼwԍq ɑɼɼ ϝμԍ bnqqɼԍƨ ᴉu ϝμԍ μonƨԍ·	0