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My downstairs neighbor fails to understand that every time he lights up at his balcony, the smoke from his cigarettes rises up to my apartment.

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"Hickory Dickity Dock", he taunted her as he whipped out his Glock.

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"Wish granted," said the genie, "you now have all the time in the world."

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I made a deal with the angel to become a god.

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Returning to the present only to see our city burning, we realized our experiments with time travel had somehow awakened the King of Monsters.

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"The secret to a long and healthy life is to eat plenty of fruits and vegetables," declared the 120-year old woman,

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I cut my hair earlier this evening.

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The ice over the water broke beneath her feet, but there was no splash.

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The sun did not rise today.

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After dropping my friend off by her car, I waited around until it started and she drove off into the busy city streets.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My downstairs neighbor fails to understand that every time he lights up at his balcony, the smoke from his cigarettes rises up to my apartment.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
"Hickory Dickity Dock", he taunted her as he whipped out his Glock.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
"Wish granted," said the genie, "you now have all the time in the world."	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I made a deal with the angel to become a god.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
Returning to the present only to see our city burning, we realized our experiments with time travel had somehow awakened the King of Monsters.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
"The secret to a long and healthy life is to eat plenty of fruits and vegetables," declared the 120-year old woman,	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I cut my hair earlier this evening.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
The ice over the water broke beneath her feet, but there was no splash.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
The sun did not rise today.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
After dropping my friend off by her car, I waited around until it started and she drove off into the busy city streets.	7	TwoSentenceHorror