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The cruel god cursed his creations with dyslexia, but nothing happened since they could do no wrong while fully under his control.

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The Druid

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We walked along the beach, picking up seashell after seashell and holding them up to our ears.

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Merfolk slithered ashore and slaughtered the armies of man, a grim reminder that Earth's surface is more water than land.

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The Colossus of Rhodes was a massive statue of the Greek sun-god Helios that stood fifty-four years until it collapsed to an earthquake that ruined large portions of the city.

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"Don't worry," laughed the director, waving the gun around haphazardly with his finger on the trigger before tossing it to the actress, "it's not gonna go off — it's just a prop!"

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"If humans were meant to fly, we would have been born with wings!!!"

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Ghosts don't haunt where they were laid to rest, they haunt the place where they died.

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ELI5 why is it that a kid can fall down a flight of stairs then get up and walk away just fine, but if I sleep wrong or stand up too fast I'm SOL for the whole day?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The cruel god cursed his creations with dyslexia, but nothing happened since they could do no wrong while fully under his control.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
The Druid	46	shortscarystories
We walked along the beach, picking up seashell after seashell and holding them up to our ears.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
Merfolk slithered ashore and slaughtered the armies of man, a grim reminder that Earth's surface is more water than land.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
The Colossus of Rhodes was a massive statue of the Greek sun-god Helios that stood fifty-four years until it collapsed to an earthquake that ruined large portions of the city.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
"Don't worry," laughed the director, waving the gun around haphazardly with his finger on the trigger before tossing it to the actress, "it's not gonna go off — it's just a prop!"	44	TwoSentenceHorror
"If humans were meant to fly, we would have been born with wings!!!"	42	TwoSentenceHorror
Ghosts don't haunt where they were laid to rest, they haunt the place where they died.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
ELI5 why is it that a kid can fall down a flight of stairs then get up and walk away just fine, but if I sleep wrong or stand up too fast I'm SOL for the whole day?	39	TwoSentenceHorror
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.	39	TwoSentenceHorror