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[SP] You have a microwave that revives food (or at least gives it sentience) rather than cooking it.
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[WP] You have the ability to transmit anything (be it information, a cure to a disease, or anything else that you have) through the direct connection an open wound of yours and an open wound of another. The longer in contact, the more effective the transmission.
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[WP] you receive a box in the mail, containing a button and an envelope. "Congratulations! you have been randomly selected to be gifted this scientific breakthrough: a way to go to another world at the click of a button!".
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[WP] You're sitting on your front porch, when a parrot flies down and lands in front of you and repeats an address.
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[WP] On your way to work one day, you swerve to avoid hitting a dog. Years later, the dog has come to get revenge for you scaring the shit out of him
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