/u/snorlaxlover123's posts
[WP]”That’s it I have nothing else to live for” moment before I take the final jump to end my life a man dressed all in black with a flowing cape hands me a flyer for a henchman position “you’ll be perfect for this then”he reassures me
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[WP] You are the project manager at your solar systems first inter planet spa the only problem is the building is being built on a uncharted planet.
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[WP] Everybody’s amount of times they’ve done the deed is displayed on their foreheads.After your daughter gets back from a two week Christian camping trip her number has gone and is now in the thirty’s.
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[WP]My wife and I always write each other silly little notes on the bathroom mirror and today she wrote “I’m leaving you” she is so silly. I respond with “good luck leaving the mirror then”
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[WP] Finally after all these years you have tracked down the man claiming to be your father. As you reach for his shoulder he turns around. The faces that stares at you isn’t your dads but your own
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[WP] you return back home after not being there for 8 weeks and find that everything has slightly changed
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Human beings believed they would win the intergalactic war through advance technology, but they actually won because of one very deadly disease. The common cold.
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[WP] your life is a t.v show and each year of your life is a season. You overheard from the producer that the show is going to end at season 30.
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