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But dad, you told me I couldn't swing on the lamp, that's not fair!

665 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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As I was feeding my 5 month old niece her bottle I just wished she would stop flailing her arms around.

68 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I was feeding my 5 month old niece her bottle I just wished she would stop flailing her arms around.

36 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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As I was flying through the sky with the wind in my face.

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I knew I was going to die tomorrow so I was thrilled when I saw my family walk through the door.

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As I stand here, in the same clothes I’ve worn for years, I’m realizing I’ll never escape this prison.

26 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"It's alright, you tried your best," I patted the sobbing surgeon's shoulder.

24 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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They blinded me with their lights before barging into me.

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“Please let me out daddy!” My daughter screamed out in agony from behind the locked door as the fire slowly engulfed her.

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As I stand here, in the same clothes I’ve worn for years, I’m realizing I’ll never escape this prison.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
But dad, you told me I couldn't swing on the lamp, that's not fair!	665	TwoSentenceSadness
As I was feeding my 5 month old niece her bottle I just wished she would stop flailing her arms around.	68	TwoSentenceHorror
As I was feeding my 5 month old niece her bottle I just wished she would stop flailing her arms around.	36	TwoSentenceSadness
As I was flying through the sky with the wind in my face.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew I was going to die tomorrow so I was thrilled when I saw my family walk through the door.	28	TwoSentenceSadness
As I stand here, in the same clothes I’ve worn for years, I’m realizing I’ll never escape this prison.	26	TwoSentenceSadness
"It's alright, you tried your best," I patted the sobbing surgeon's shoulder.	24	TwoSentenceSadness
They blinded me with their lights before barging into me.	14	TwoSentenceSadness
“Please let me out daddy!” My daughter screamed out in agony from behind the locked door as the fire slowly engulfed her.	12	TwoSentenceSadness
As I stand here, in the same clothes I’ve worn for years, I’m realizing I’ll never escape this prison.	4	TwoSentenceHorror