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Running through the battlefield, I slaughtered my enemies with merciless enjoyment.

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As I lay bleeding on the cold bathroom floor, my beloved girlfriend stabs me in the back again.

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I wondered why there wasn’t any sound on the erotic film I was watching.

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As you sit in your small, cramped, humid box, you pray to god to get you off this ship.

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The witch cursed me to feel immeasurable pain until the day I died.

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As I rushed into the flaming building to save whoever was left, I came upon a mother holding her infant to her chest.

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Writing a good horror story is as easy as breaking a neck.

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After the simple little blood test, you wait for your results.

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I used to love French kissing.

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Finally, the incessant pain in your feet begins to lessen.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Running through the battlefield, I slaughtered my enemies with merciless enjoyment.	425
As I lay bleeding on the cold bathroom floor, my beloved girlfriend stabs me in the back again.	300
I wondered why there wasn’t any sound on the erotic film I was watching.	274
As you sit in your small, cramped, humid box, you pray to god to get you off this ship.	273
The witch cursed me to feel immeasurable pain until the day I died.	272
As I rushed into the flaming building to save whoever was left, I came upon a mother holding her infant to her chest.	260
Writing a good horror story is as easy as breaking a neck.	192
After the simple little blood test, you wait for your results.	160
I used to love French kissing.	147
Finally, the incessant pain in your feet begins to lessen.	139