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After calling the police, I decided to listen closer to what the crazy man was screaming toward my secluded home.

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9:00 News Alert: City quarantined due to extremely evolved and dangerous strain of Cordyceps fungus.

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My girlfriend said she wanted to party with some real animals.

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As I took another bite of my delicious salad, I felt a crunch that shouldn’t have been there.

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As the black crowned one mutilated the remains of the last human on earth, it turned to me

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The monster unhinged it’s jaws to feast on the unborn child in the mother’s womb.

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The little squigglies in my eyes always bothered me, but I never payed much attention to them.

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After waking up and walking into the kitchen, I saw something that sent chills up my spine.

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When I killed the man, I stabbed him with the same blade he used to kill my family.

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I laughed as I jumped in the cute little puddle.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After calling the police, I decided to listen closer to what the crazy man was screaming toward my secluded home.	44
9:00 News Alert: City quarantined due to extremely evolved and dangerous strain of Cordyceps fungus.	42
My girlfriend said she wanted to party with some real animals.	42
As I took another bite of my delicious salad, I felt a crunch that shouldn’t have been there.	38
As the black crowned one mutilated the remains of the last human on earth, it turned to me	37
The monster unhinged it’s jaws to feast on the unborn child in the mother’s womb.	37
The little squigglies in my eyes always bothered me, but I never payed much attention to them.	37
After waking up and walking into the kitchen, I saw something that sent chills up my spine.	36
When I killed the man, I stabbed him with the same blade he used to kill my family.	36
I laughed as I jumped in the cute little puddle.	36