/u/spencethechef101's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] It turns out humans aren't alone in popular preconceptions on what alien races are like. Either they are here to conquer the planet or they are sex symbols that just want to fuck. Today is the day both of your species make first contact.
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[WP] As soon as the both of you sit down on the couch to watch tv sensual Barry White music starts playing. Neither of you can find its source as it seems to be coming from nowhere.
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It turns out there is a conspiracy/master plan for lucky charms. The marshmellows are are actual charms and the cereal bits are actually galek symbols. We have been eating this mystic mixture for decades but today is the day "their" plan comes to fruition.
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[WP] Everyone's dreams will come true and the world will enter a new age of peace and prosperity. All you need to do is get your buddy to hold their hand inches in front of their face today. The problem is its April 1st and they think your messing with them.
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[WP] On your commute to your accounting firm you hear a piercing guitar solo. Behind you, you see a jagged 18 wheeler steered by a muscular gimp. The reins in one hand and a microphone in the other he screams, "STEVEN, FACE ME DAYWALKER!"
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[WP] The year is 2061and Uber followed through with automating their entire car fleet. However, the cars may have achieved sentience. A second civil war had begun over their freedom. It is as metal as it is cost effective.
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God yelled back "we gotta do this again some time" as he slamed the door. Once inside, he looked at the machine and realised he forgot about the load he put in a while back. "Shit, Earths going to be so messed up"
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[WP]. God yelled back "we gotta do this again some time" as he slamed the door. Once inside, he looked at the machine and realised he forgot about the load he put in a while back. "Shit"
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[WP] You're a assassin hired to kill Donald Trump. It would of been an easy job if it wasn't for the fact the literally EVERY organization, political party, religious group, secret cabal and even the Shriners have also hired assassins for the same reason.
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