/u/spencethechef101's posts
[WP] On your commute to your accounting firm you hear a piercing guitar solo. Behind you, you see a jagged 18 wheeler steered by a muscular gimp. The reins in one hand and a microphone in the other he screams, "STEVEN, FACE ME DAYWALKER!"
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[WP] Trump has been elected and the wall built. Now Trump must match wits with the antics of the Mongolians who have come to tear it down. (wrote in the style of a a road runner cartoon).
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[WP] The year is 2061and Uber followed through with automating their entire car fleet. However, the cars may have achieved sentience. A second civil war had begun over their freedom. It is as metal as it is cost effective.
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God yelled back "we gotta do this again some time" as he slamed the door. Once inside, he looked at the machine and realised he forgot about the load he put in a while back. "Shit, Earths going to be so messed up"
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[WP]. God yelled back "we gotta do this again some time" as he slamed the door. Once inside, he looked at the machine and realised he forgot about the load he put in a while back. "Shit"
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[WP]. Tired of the “the little guy” getting screwed by those in power, you wish on a monkey paw that the same would happen to the “the big guy”. Of course it backfired and now there is an invincible super being literally forceably screwing anyone who has abused power.
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[WP] You traveled back in time, to your 7 year old body, to stop 9/11. On top of that, being a millennial, you never developed the outdated skills to use early 2000's methods of communication (pagers, early internet, phonebooks, ect).
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If a mosquito starts sucking on your junk and then you get an erection, will the mosquito explode or at least die some how?
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