/u/spencethechef101's posts
If you could only drink salt water, would there be a point where your body couldn't process anymore salt and you would just pass it but keep the water?
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It turns out everyone close to you is a "protector/guide". The catch is they each have their own reason for looking after you and are not aware of the other protectors. One day all of your "pursuers", who are also serperate and not aware of each other, make their move.
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It turns out there is a conspiracy/master plan for lucky charms. The marshmellows are are actual charms and the cereal bits are actually galek symbols. We have been eating this mystic mixture for decades but today is the day "their" plan comes to fruition.
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[WP] As soon as the both of you sit down on the couch to watch tv sensual Barry White music starts playing. Neither of you can find its source as it seems to be coming from nowhere.
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[WP] It turns out humans aren't alone in popular preconceptions on what alien races are like. Either they are here to conquer the planet or they are sex symbols that just want to fuck. Today is the day both of your species make first contact.
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[WP] Everyone's dreams will come true and the world will enter a new age of peace and prosperity. All you need to do is get your buddy to hold their hand inches in front of their face today. The problem is its April 1st and they think your messing with them.
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[WP] Good going fuckhead, because you ate dinner before lunch then finished with day with breakfast, you broke the universe!
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[WP]. You are cursed so that when you blink there is a small chance you will be teletported to a horrifying and inpending death. When you blink again you are teleported back.
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[WP] you have been given a madning curse where no matter where you are there is a balcony where Satler and Waldorf sit while the judge you.
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