/u/spgns's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] As you're driving across the Golden Gate Bridge, you see an enormous tsunami pass underneath you.
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[WP][NSFW] All the women you've been attempting to pick up at the bar tonight have been acting strangely towards you. Unbeknownst to you, your friends scribbled “I have a small penis” on your forehead when you dozed off earlier. Describe your pickup attempts from your oblivious 1st person POV. NSFW
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[WP] The leader of a violent biker gang commands that his beloved grandson, a nerdy computer programmer, is granted full membership into his gang, and none of them are allowed to physically harm him. Describe his new life rolling with these bikers who hate him, but can't harm him.
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[WP] As a result of an exotic curse, a guy has to take an ACTUAL “chill pill” (a powerful mixture of Lorazepam, MDMA, and Vicodin) anytime anyone says “take a chill pill” to him. He's a minister, late to his Sunday sermon, honking at a surfer-dude blocking his way into the church parking lot.
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[WP] Eminem accidentally falls through a time portal today, and lands in Socrates-era Ancient Greece, right by the front door of their Senate, while it's in session. Describe Day 1 of Eminem's new life.
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[WP] A white guy is deeply in love with his Japanese-American girlfriend, and he's meeting her parents for the first time tonight. He tries WAYYY too hard to be “respectful to their culture” and it quickly turns into a cringe-fest/facepalm-fest. The harder he tries, the worse it gets.
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[TT] A young servant woman in the Middle Ages picks and eats some field-mushrooms during her snack-break. Unbeknownst to her, they were Psilocybin mushrooms. She's back tending to her master, but she's TRIPPING OUT, speaking and behaving wildly inappropriately, much to his amusement and delight.
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[WP] In H.S. English, students are taking turns reading stories aloud. It's your turn, but your friend has secretly bet you $1,000 to instead read off a list of “all the girls in the class, ranked from prettiest to least pretty” (and you aren't allowed to adjust it to spare any girls' feelings)
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[WP] A highly respected professor at a prestigious university is going through a mid-life crisis. He/she begins blatantly trying to flirt with students right during the middle of class. Everyone is growing increasingly weirded out by his/her increasingly inappropriate behavior. NSFW
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