/u/spgns's posts
[WP] A white guy is deeply in love with his Japanese-American girlfriend, and he's meeting her parents for the first time tonight. He tries WAYYY too hard to be “respectful to their culture” and it quickly turns into a cringe-fest/facepalm-fest. The harder he tries, the worse it gets.
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[WP] As you're driving across the Golden Gate Bridge, you see an enormous tsunami pass underneath you.
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[WP] You walk into an almost-empty bar one day, and sit down and order a drink. To your surprise, you notice that the person sitting next to you is an extremely famous A-list celebrity. You decide to strike up a conversation.
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[WP][NSFW] All the women you've been attempting to pick up at the bar tonight have been acting strangely towards you. Unbeknownst to you, your friends scribbled “I have a small penis” on your forehead when you dozed off earlier. Describe your pickup attempts from your oblivious 1st person POV. NSFW
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[TT] A young servant woman in the Middle Ages picks and eats some field-mushrooms during her snack-break. Unbeknownst to her, they were Psilocybin mushrooms. She's back tending to her master, but she's TRIPPING OUT, speaking and behaving wildly inappropriately, much to his amusement and delight.
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[WP] The leader of a violent biker gang commands that his beloved grandson, a nerdy computer programmer, is granted full membership into his gang, and none of them are allowed to physically harm him. Describe his new life rolling with these bikers who hate him, but can't harm him.
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[WP] As a result of an exotic curse, a guy has to take an ACTUAL “chill pill” (a powerful mixture of Lorazepam, MDMA, and Vicodin) anytime anyone says “take a chill pill” to him. He's a minister, late to his Sunday sermon, honking at a surfer-dude blocking his way into the church parking lot.
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[WP] In H.S. English, students are taking turns reading stories aloud. It's your turn, but your friend has secretly bet you $1,000 to instead read off a list of “all the girls in the class, ranked from prettiest to least pretty” (and you aren't allowed to adjust it to spare any girls' feelings)
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[WP] Eminem accidentally falls through a time portal today, and lands in Socrates-era Ancient Greece, right by the front door of their Senate, while it's in session. Describe Day 1 of Eminem's new life.
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[WP] A mass murderer has just been arrested. But he has an anthrax bomb hidden in some public place, and only he can remote-deactivate it. He says he'll only deactivate it if they let him spend a night, alone, with Keira Knightley, in his mansion. Tell the story from Keira's point of view.
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