/u/spider_manectric's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Oh dear, it's just growing pains, is all!” my mother assured me.

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In the late 22nd Century, the US government has provided hyper-realistic, anthropomorphic robot assistants to every American family to help out with housework, security, child care, and anything else families might need.

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All of my bones breaking at once was not something I ever thought I'd experience.

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If I could just reach my arm through the bars of my cell door I could finally escape this place.

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They say the Prius is silent under 5mph.

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While cleaning the kitchen, I heard a knock at the door so I peeked out the window to see who was here.

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Okay, so like, I know that corn doesn't fully digest or whatever, but...

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[MAY22] “These chocolate chip cookies you baked look a bit...crisp, honey” I said to my young daughter, grimacing as I picked up one of the thin, brittle cookies.

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I always feel a bit unsettled when I see a pair of headlights coming my way while walking home from my late shift at work.

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I once again saw two indiscernible figures in my darkened bathroom mirror.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Oh dear, it's just growing pains, is all!” my mother assured me.	2797
In the late 22nd Century, the US government has provided hyper-realistic, anthropomorphic robot assistants to every American family to help out with housework, security, child care, and anything else families might need.	76
All of my bones breaking at once was not something I ever thought I'd experience.	74
If I could just reach my arm through the bars of my cell door I could finally escape this place.	26
They say the Prius is silent under 5mph.	13
While cleaning the kitchen, I heard a knock at the door so I peeked out the window to see who was here.	13
Okay, so like, I know that corn doesn't fully digest or whatever, but...	8
[MAY22] “These chocolate chip cookies you baked look a bit...crisp, honey” I said to my young daughter, grimacing as I picked up one of the thin, brittle cookies.	7
I always feel a bit unsettled when I see a pair of headlights coming my way while walking home from my late shift at work.	6
I once again saw two indiscernible figures in my darkened bathroom mirror.	1