/u/spiffmouse's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"No one will ever find me here," the little boy giggled to himself as he climbed into the old refrigerator and latched the door behind him.

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My last can of beans had a noticable bulge to it.

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Since we live alone together, I like to joke that my cats and I have this mutual understanding that we won't eat each other unless absolutely necessary.

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As the flames wreathed her ethereal face, her eyes met mine and I knew it was my sole purpose in life to save her from the angry mob.

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I had to teach my 6 yo son that pretending to shoot people with finger guns could get him into a lot of trouble.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"No one will ever find me here," the little boy giggled to himself as he climbed into the old refrigerator and latched the door behind him.	981
My last can of beans had a noticable bulge to it.	32
Since we live alone together, I like to joke that my cats and I have this mutual understanding that we won't eat each other unless absolutely necessary.	15
As the flames wreathed her ethereal face, her eyes met mine and I knew it was my sole purpose in life to save her from the angry mob.	12
I had to teach my 6 yo son that pretending to shoot people with finger guns could get him into a lot of trouble.	7